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(*) in script will indicate writer's notes.
Anast is a farmer who is having problems with his crops.
Doubiss is the person selling fertilizer and is confident it isn't his fertilizer that is the problem.

[1/7] Anast: Grr...that no-good, lying, cheating, thieving...graaah! {frustrated}
[2/7] Anast: You! Help me out over here! You aren't doing anything important right now, and this is urgent! {irritated}
[3/7] Anast: I got a few questions for you, see? Question one: D'you think crops are supposed to look like THIS? {irritated}
[4/7] Anast: Look at them. I don't think there's a way for 'em to look any more sorry than this. {saddened}
[5/7] Anast: Wha- You think those oats over there look fine?! Pff. Yeah, right. {surprised, mocking}
[6/7] Anast: If that's the case, go grab a scythe and try harvesting those oats yourself!! {confident}
[7/7] Anast: Go on, do it! I dare you! See how good they really are!! {confident}
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[1/9] Anast: See? What'd I tell ya? Rotten to the roots! Nothing here is ANY good!! {angry}
[2/9] Anast: They were growing pretty slow this year, all my crops, and then some salesman wanders into town with a "MiracleCure" fertilizer. {explaining}
[3/9] Anast: I shoulda known it was too good to be true, but he said everyone else tried it too, so I bought some and tried to salvage this mess. {explaining/regret}
[4/9] Anast: And here we are- me out half my savings and my fields as smelly and dead as an actual CORPSE! {irritated}
[5/9] Anast: Just to prove that ridiculous phony Doubiss is a fraud- Here. I see some roots over here. Watch this, and you tell me if this is a "miracle!" {irritated}
[6/9] Anast: Here we go, here comes the big phenomenal growth that he promised me! {sarcastic}
[7/9] Anast: WOW, INCREDIBLE! AMAZING! It's almost like this is actual poison or something!! {sarcastic}
[8/9] Anast: That Doubiss won't budge for my refund. I spent...so many emeralds...on this tripe! So that's where YOU come in. {frustrated, regret}
[9/9] Anast: He's in the blue and gray tent by the bank. I don't care how you do it, but get my money back and we'll split it half-and-half, deal? {explaining}
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*Note: I pulled this from the wiki and manually typed it so if there is typos let me know c:*
[1/10] Doubiss: Good day to ya! What is it ye be needin' from ol' Doubiss' stock? {friendly}
[2/10] Doubiss: Oh. Oh, goodie. That idiot farmer's sendin' ya to get his money back, ain't he? Sweet baby bonvine, this is ridiculous... {annoyed}
[3/10] Doubiss: Since he obviously ain't gunna be listenin' to me anytime soon, lemme tell ya what the issue is with my fertilizer... {annoyed}
[4/10] Doubiss: Nothing! My fertilizer really does work! He probl'ly exaggerated how good I said it'd work, too! What'd he say, twice, three times the growth? More? {confident, annoyed}
[5/10] Doubiss: All the other farmers are usin' it right now and look at their fields! Heck, the only reason these crops ain't dead is because of my product! {confident}
[6/10] Doubiss: Y'know why? Next time ya' pass a farm, take a good wiff o' the water, maybe a sip or two if you can manage. It'll be smelly and bitter. {explaining}
[7/10] Doubiss: The crops, when I got here, were lookin' as pathetic as ya get. I ain't a gamblin' man, but I'd be willing ta bet something's up with the water here. {explaining}
[8/10] Doubiss: The smell gets worse the closer ya get to the crypts in town, and while I ain't a native Oluxer, I've heard enough to know the well spring is in the cave near there. {explaining}
[9/10] Doubiss: It'll prob'ly be best fer everyone if ya took a looksee. Maybe if ya find some evidence, ya can show that to the crazy farmer, have 'im quit persterin' me, eh? (it says "have him quit pestering me" if you are confused) {explaining}
[10/10] Doubiss: The cave is on a little hill, next to the crypt. Careful ya don't go trippin' over a gravestone, now! {explaining}
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[1/5] Doubiss: Oi, bucko! Took my advice, eh? I figured I'd join ye, 'n see fer myself what was goin' on. {explaining}
[2/5] Doubiss: And boy am I glad I bring me water in bottles. This stuff's rancid, full a' swamp slimes. No idea why they're here, though. {disgust}
[3/5] Doubiss: The buggers stick to the mountain caves. They don't come down this far usually...s'pose there's an exception fer everything. {explaining}
[4/5] Doubiss: 's no wonder that Anast's crops ain't growin'. This is right under his farm! But we got some clear proof now, ain't we? {exclaiming}
[5/5] Doubiss: Howzabout ya take care o' this? I ain't a fighter, but if ya mulch these slimes the water oughta clear up, I figure. {requesting, explaining}
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[1/8] Anast: Pyyyyeww! Yeesh, kid! You smell worse than a pig's sty! What the heck happened to you, where've you been?! {disgust, worried}
[2/8] Anast: Ugh, eww! I don't want any of this sludge! I demand an explanation, now!! {disgusted, commanding}
[3/8] Anast: ...mhm, mhm...you went into the well cave...and found...what, slimes?! Why would the SLIMES be there? {listening, surprised}
[4/8] Anast: I wouldn't believe you if you weren't...well, uh...covered in the stuff. But that's definitely rancid. {explaining}
[5/8] Anast: So...that means that I've been...oh dear lord I'm an idiot. {reflecting}
[6/8] Anast: I guess I owe you some thanks anyway for trying to clear the sludge out. Suppose this year's harvest is just a bust. {saddened}
[7/8] Anast: Can't sell what little I have, so I figure you can take it, and a bit of cash too, since you basically did an exterminator's job. {explaining}
[8/8] Anast: Just...do me a favor and use that money to buy some good soap and wash up. I'm thankful and all, but you stink to high heaven! {explaining}