Emotions will be displayed as: text {emotion}
Lecade is the general of the fort. He should sound professional and commanding.
Shapeshifter is impersonating Lecade. He should sound like a bad imitation of Lecade. Both characters should be played by the same actor.
Tylas is the private guarding the door. He is constantly sleeping.
Bartender is, well, the bartender. He may sound to the actor's liking.
Private 1 is doing a task at the fort. He may sound to the actor's liking.
Lieutenant 1 is digging a hole into the ground. He may sound to the actor's liking.
Sergeant 1 is extending an aqueduct. He may sound to the actor's liking.
Scarecrow? is pretending to be a scarecrow. He may sound to the actor's liking.
Lieutenant Gren is making a time machine. He should sound confused and frustrated.
Major is catching rats. He should sound generally confused.
Private 2 is trying to install trampolines. He may sound to the actor's liking.
Lieutenant 2/Bed Bouncer is jumping on a bed. He may sound to the actor's liking.
Private 3 is new to the base. He may sound to the actor's liking.
Sergeant 2 is trying to make a doorway. He should sound confused.
Sergeant 3 is bouncing on a trampoline. He should sound tired.
Private 4 is bouncing on a trampoline. He should sound tired.
Advisor is a close official to the general. He may sound to the actor's liking.
Rescuer is looking for soldiers lost in the canyon. He should sound enthusiastic.
Private 5 is making pottery. He should sound relaxed.
Private 6 is making pottery. He may sound to the actor's liking.

[1/8] Private Tylas: ...snrrrk... ... ... ...mimimimimi... ... ... ...snrrrk... ... ... ...mimimimimi... {sleeping}
[2/8] Private Tylas: ...snrrrk... ...mrrf. ...five more minnns... ...snrrrk... {sleeping}
[3/8] Private Tylas: ...wh...? Oh...OH! Oh oh oh! Ahem! Yes, um! Absolutely sir! Right away sir! I don't think you're crazy at all sir! {nervous}
[4/8] Private Tylas: ...oh. Wait, you're just one of those heavily armored human types. Cripes, I thought you were Lecade... Even nuts as he's gotten I'd get the thumbscrews if he caught me napping. {gratefully}
[5/8] Private Tylas: Hum...well, hey. You humans like doing work, right? I hear about it from folks in the army that you lot are pretty zealous about your favors. {interested}
[6/8] Private Tylas: Then I think today might be your lucky day, because General Lecade is running out of free hands to push asinine tasks onto. No one knows what in the world's gotten into him. {frustrated}
[7/8] Private Tylas: Between you and me, I'm using this time to work on sleep instead. I mean, honestly! He wants me to dance with the other privates to greet visitors! We don't even ALLOW visitors normally. {angry}
[8/8] Private Tylas: So if you want to eat up a few hours, talk with Lecade. Up the hill and into the barracks. I'm going to try and do my actual guard duty here instead of doing the funky Grook. {explaining}
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[1/1] Tylas: *yawn* ...look, we don't accept visitors in the barracks here. Not even if you were Level 80 like me. {tiredly}
[1/1] Tylas: Lecade is up the hill and into the barracks. If he asks, tell him I greeted you with a squat-kick dance or something. {explaining}
[1/1] Tylas: ...snrrrk... ... ... ...mimimimimi... ... ... ...snrrrk... ... ... ...mimimimimi... {sleeping}
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[1/1] Lieutenant: I have to dig this hole with only my feet. It's quite odd I admit, but I have faith in our general! {proudly} //Lieutenant 1
[1/1] Lieutenant: The General being back to normal is nice and all, but I dug my feet in to the hole and now I'm stuck! {worriedly} //Lieutenant 1
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[1/3] Bartender: Here for some whiskey? Or maybe you'd like a flower. Gahaha, just pullin' your leg. {normally}
[2/3] Bartender: That general up in the fort told me to replace my bar with some of these flowers, so I had to oblige. {resignedly}
[3/3] Bartender: Don't have much spare water in house, so I guess I'll be using booze to water 'em. {casually}
[1/4] Barkeeper: Well I'll be, the soldier's crossing the tightrope.  {Shouting from below while the player crosses a tightrope}
[1/1] Bartender: Well well, looks like the general's back to normal. Same time though...the flowers are actually growin' pretty well like this. Think I'll keep 'em. {interestedly}
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[1/1] Private: This is so exhausting... I haven't gotten any orders to stop yet... {tired} //Private 1
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[1/1] Sergeant: My duty is to help extend the aqueduct, but the issue with that is we're just making it one giant loop! The general says it's for quick traversal, who's gonna crawl through a sewer for that? {confused} //Sergeant 1
[1/1] Sergeant: Well, we finally finished connecting up this aqueduct. Although, I guess I never really had to do this, since a shape-shifter gave me the order. {normally} //Sergeant 1
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[1/1] Scarecrow?: What's this about a general? Look, I'm just trying to scare away crows... {whispering}
[1/1] Scarecrow?: Hey! Shhh. I'm trying to pose as a scarecrow, and if you're around those crows will know I'm real! {whispering, frantic}
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[1/3] Lieutenant Gren: Urgh, time machine. TIME MACHINE! The man’s gone mad, I tell you. I don’t know the first thing about machinery, let alone of this caliber! {angry}
[2/3] Lieutenant Gren: Why would he even need a time machine?! It isn’t like he hadn’t got oodles of it, what with him sitting at his desk doing nothing anymore! {annoyed}
[3/3] Lieutenant Gren: I’m doing what I can, because far be it from me to disobey orders, but I’m certain this scrap heap is nothing but a ticking time bomb... {angry}
[4/4] Lieutenant Gren: Gah, what in blazes are you thinking, Lecade?! First this confounded contraption, then...grumble, grumble...  {Shouting from below while the player crosses a tightrope}
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[1/3] Lieutenant Gren: ...hm? Oh, the madman’s roped you into this too?! I asked for a Corkian engineer, not- Urgh. Look, have you got any technical knowhow? {frustrated}
[2/3] Lieutenant Gren: He wants me to construct him a time machine!! Why does he even need more time when there’s plenty about? {confused}
[3/3] Lieutenant Gren: Well, beggars can’t be choosers. If you think you have any ideas on how to get it functioning, step inside and see what you can do. {resignedly}
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[1/2] Lieutenant Gren: ...wait. It’s ticking. Does that mean- Wait, no! HUMAN! GET OUT OF THERE- {frantically, terrified}
[2/2] Lieutenant Gren: GAH!!! {terrified}
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[1/3] Lieutenant Gren: So Lecade had a doppelganger this entire time... {thoughtfully}
[2/3] Lieutenant Gren: If I had to guess, I bet that morphing creature came from a shipment of gear from the southwest. {normally}
[3/3] Lieutenant Gren: Sorry for not catching it for you two, I had to wash myself off from that explosion you caused. {normally, annoyed undertone}
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[1/2] Major: First off, my task is to catch rats around the table, but the fort HAS no rats. {confused}
[2/2] Major: Secondly, I'm to catch each of them, individually, with a handheld mousetrap. What folly is this?! {angry}
[1/1] Major: Thank goodness that shape-shifter has been dealt with. His ridiculous speech patterns were starting to rub off on the newer recruits... {thankfully}
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[1/2] Private: Hey, do you know what a “Springy” is? The General asked me to install them down the south hallway there. {confused} //Private 2
[2/2] Private: I had no clue, so I just purchased some trampolines instead. It, uh, should be close enough, I hope? {unsure} //Private 2
[1/2] Private: Well I'm glad this is all over, but I see no harm in keeping the Springy- {normally} //Private 2
[2/2] Private: Er, I mean, keeping the trampolines. {flustered} //Private 2
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[1/3] Lieutenant: Why am I bouncing on this bed you ask? Heck if I know! {excitedly, should sound like he is bouncing} //Lieutenant 2
[2/3] Lieutenant: Ever since the general's gone mad, he's asked me to 'test the bounciness of these beds.' {explaining} //Lieutenant 2
[3/3] Lieutenant: I've been doing it long enough that I consider myself quite the expert, now. {proudly} //Lieutenant 2
[1/2] Bed-Bouncer: I loved my job so much I managed to convince Lecade to become a fulltime bed-bouncer! {proudly} //Lieutenant 2
[2/2] Bed-Bouncer: One day I'll be the top of my craft in the world! {excitedly} //Lieutenant 2
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[1/1] Private: So excited to start my new job here! I don't understand why diving in to a pond is a part of the inauguration though. {confusedly} //Private 3
[1/1] Private: The General is so nice for installing a diving board for us new recruits! Seems kind of odd to have in a fortress though. {confusedly} //Private 3
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[1/1] Sergeant: This is just insane. My task was to make a doorway here, but this tower is just filled with some really dark material! Where is it supposed to lead!? {frustrated, confused} //Sergeant 2
[1/1] Sergeant: I've been trying to dig through this stuff... It's so dark I simply can't tell what I'm doing... {sadly} //Sergeant 2
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//This person is bouncing on a trampoline
[1/4] Sergeant: Can't... {out of breath} //Sergeant 3
[2/4] Sergeant: talk..! {out of breath} //Sergeant 3
[3/4] Sergeant: Following... {out of breath} //Sergeant 3
[4/4] Sergeant: orders..! {out of breath} //Sergeant 3
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//This person is bouncing on a trampoline
[1/6] Private: Why... {breathless} //Private 4
[2/6] Private: do... {breathless} //Private 4
[3/6] Private: we... {breathless} //Private 4
[4/6] Private: hafta... {breathless} //Private 4
[5/6] Private: do... {breathless} //Private 4
[6/6] Private: this!? {breathless} //Private 4
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[1/4] Advisor: My, what an odd task to give to the chief advisor of the general... {confused}
[2/4] Advisor: You see, human, I was told to dig an extension to the sewer with my own hands. {explaining}
[3/4] Advisor: And at that, it's supposed to just loop right around back in to the pipe. {explaining}
[4/4] Advisor: I think the General is starting to snap under the stress. If you need to return to the fort, just follow along. {worriedly}
[3/4] Advisor: I think they might actually make it across... {Shouting from below while the player crosses a tightrope}
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[1/5] Rescuer: WOOO!! Finally! Someone to help- Hey, look over here!! {excitedly}
[2/5] Rescuer: Gosh, what a stroke of luck! I finally beat the Bantisu monks to one of you lost fellas! {excitedly}
[3/5] Rescuer: I'm here searching for soldiers lost in the canyon, you're the first person I've found! {excitedly}
[4/5] Rescuer: This propeller hat is great, by the way. At first it seemed sort of silly, but it works a treat, and it's real fun, too! {explaining, elated}
[5/5] Rescuer: That aside, just stand under me, and I'll lift you down! Come on now! {supportively}
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[1/1] Rescuer: Here we go! {excitedly}
[1/1] Rescuer: There you go, fella! It's back to the skies for me! Best orders ever!! WOOO!! {excitedly}
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[1/3] Private: I'm currently on a mission I set myself to make elaborate pottery. {explaining} //Private 5
[2/3] Private: It's quite relaxing, and Lecade conceded and gave me the go ahead. {explaining} //Private 5
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[1/3] Private: That general is out of his mind... He has me on a mission to make elaborate pottery. {explaining, frustrated} //Private 6
[2/3] Private: No good reason for why, although it's quite relaxing I will admit. Won't see me complaining. {explaining} //Private 6
[3/3] Private: Speaking of, I happen to be short on clay; There's some in that cave east of here, if you happen to come by it I'll pay you some. {thoughtfully} //Private 6
[1/1] Private: Some clay I see! I'll take that off of you. Not without compensation of course! {normally} //Private 6
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[1/8] Lecade: Hey, hey, hey! What is this person? Why is it in my administrator's? New work! New work! Get this person out of the administrator's! {confused, angry} //Shapeshifter
[2/8] Lecade: Wait. Wait, you. Wait right there. Don't move until someone comes to get you. Order! I order it! {angrily} //Shapeshifter
[3/8] Lecade: ... ... ... //Shapeshifter
[4/8] Lecade: ...okay, person. No one wants to bring you from administrator's, so instead I will give you another orders! Listen, listen, listen! {intensely} //Shapeshifter
[5/8] Lecade: You intended to firstly? Convenient! Here is my order then- Check the war tools. They need to be maintained for use! {thoughfully} //Shapeshifter
[6/8] Lecade: Cannons and catapults, fortifications and barriers. A barracks needs to be armed to the tooth! I order it! Bad weapons are no weapons! {explaining} //Shapeshifter
[7/8] Lecade: Armaments are to be stored outside fort walls at all times. To the left path leaving the walls. There will be Smithy stationed. {explaining} //Shapeshifter
[8/8] Lecade: Move along! I have many orders to make! Return when the task is concluded! {explaining} //Shapeshifter
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[1/1] Lecade: Why is it in my administrator's? Person has work to do! Advise enclosed instruction book for tips. {encouraging} //Shapeshifter
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[1/7] Lecade: Hey, hey, hey! Person is in my administrator's again! This means the armaments are maintained! That is right? {excitedly} //Shapeshifter 
[2/7] Lecade: Convenient! Very convenient! Now I will give you another orders! I must ponder for a moment. {thoughtfully} //Shapeshifter
[3/7] Lecade: ... ... ... //Shapeshifter
[4/7] Lecade: Here is my new work then- Find the coin. A soldier has dropped a lucky charm in the wastewater! {explaining} //Shapeshifter
[5/7] Lecade: All is confused without fortune. Soldiers must not be confused, or else I cannot give orders! Generally orders must be given! {explaining} //Shapeshifter
[6/7] Lecade: The coin has been pushed into the sewage. My orders are convenient, as there is accessibility! The aqua ducts have means of entrance. {explaining} //Shapeshifter
[7/7] Lecade: Outside, the cracked aqua ducts have Sergeant nearby. It shall mark accessibility for you. Return when the charm is gotten! {normally} //Shapeshifter
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[1/6] Lecade: Hey, hey, hey! Administrator's has person once more! The charm has been gotten! That is right? {normally} //Shapeshifter
[2/6] Lecade: Yipy! Soldier will get returned the coin very soon! Person, the actions you take are convenient! I appreciate your help. I must ponder for a moment. {gratefully, thoughtfully} //Shapeshifter
[3/6] Lecade: ... ... ... //Shapeshifter
[4/6] Lecade: Here is my new work then- Show your love. You have made me smile wide through your tasks! The other soldier would appreciate you too! {happpily} //Shapeshifter
[5/6] Lecade: Walk jauntily across the tight rope, and make the other soldier smile as well! Soldiers must be happy at life. {explaining} //Shapeshifter
[6/6] Lecade: The tight rope is right from administrator's- stairs are nearby the passage. Return when the soldier is happy! {explaining} //Shapeshifter
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[2/4] Lecade: Convenient! So convenient! Many cheers for person!  {Shouting from below while the player crosses a tightrope} //Shapeshifter
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[1/7] Lecade: Very, very, very happy! The tight rope has been walked! I saw the task! {excitedly} //Shapeshifter
[2/7] Lecade: The soldier is very happy now! A smile is brighting the room! Yet the day still is dark. Why this is, I must ponder for a moment. {thoughtfully} //Shapeshifter
[4/7] Lecade: I have devised my plan! I have observed the hills are naked. That must why the soldiers become upset. {worriedly} //Shapeshifter
[5/7] Lecade: Here is my new work then- Dress the hill. It is bare and trashy. No good! Trashy hills mean our day is trashy. {angrily} //Shapeshifter
[6/7] Lecade: Turn the hill purple! I order it! Purple is King's color! The fortress will feel a castle and we will feast for a hundred! {excitedly} //Shapeshifter
[7/7] Lecade: Previously, Springy were introduced. They will make easy accessibility! Person will find Springy past the tight rope. {explaining} //Shapeshifter
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[1/6] Lecade: Hey, hey, hey! Person has returned to Administrator's! The hill is King's color now! This is right? {excitedly} //Shapeshifter
[2/6] Lecade: Convenient, convenient, convenient! Our day is will be no longer trashy. Good tasks have been concluded! {happily} //Shapeshifter
[3/6] Lecade: However, tasks must be serious. Person's next work is very important. Mister Dren needs of help. {seriously} //Shapeshifter
[4/6] Lecade: ՇrenԠLieutenant has worked on task for many days. He needs assistance, fast- Time is required of a machine! {explaining} //Shapeshifter
[5/6] Lecade: Here is my new work then- Assist Dren. It is important work. Science machines are complicating. {supportively} //Shapeshifter
[6/6] Lecade: Build the machine with time! Dren is left outside Administrator's. Assist Lieutenant! {explaining} //Shapeshifter
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[1/3] ???: Who goes there?! What, come to try and finish the job, you beast?! ...wait...a human?! Whatever reason you're down here for, you need to listen! {shocked} //Lecade
[2/3] Lecade: I am General Lecade of the Kitrios Barracks! While you're on my ground, you must follow my orders! {commanding} //Lecade
[3/3] Lecade: Soldier, I order you to unlock this door! They tossed the key behind that desk; we'll be able to discuss this once I'm out. {explaining} //Lecade
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[1/30] Lecade: Good. Thank you, soldier. There's a lot to explain. I'll tell you everything on the way. {gratefully} //Lecade
[2/30] Lecade: For now, though, we should get out of this dilapidated prison. Let's go. {normally} //Lecade
[3/30] Lecade: Inconvenient! No escape! {angrily} //Shapeshifter
[4/30] Lecade: What in the...?! {shocked} //Lecade
[5/30] Lecade: You...! You're... What is the meaning of this, why do you look like me?! {shocked} //Lecade
[6/30] Lecade: Trashy liar! No escape! I order it! Generally orders must be done! Return to the room! {angrily} //Shapeshifter
[7/30] Lecade: What nonsense...! I'll wrestle that costume off of you, you impostor! {insulted} //Lecade
[8/30] Lecade 2: Agh... As insane as you sound, you've a tough fight... Human, you need to finish this thing off! {tiredly} //Lecade
[9/30] Lecade 1: Person! I have new work for you- Knock down the fake soldier! Assist fast! {commanding} //Shapeshifter
[10/30] Lecade 2: What folly! A doppelganger calling ME a fake! How about you go ahead and prove yourself? {insulted}
[11/30] Lecade 1: Hey, hey, hey! Smart thoughts from fakeman! Our home- we called it Gravel! {suggesting} //Shapeshifter
[12/30] Lecade 2: Gravel? I've never heard something more outlandish, it's called Gavel! {shocked} //Lecade
[13/30] Lecade 2: Are the rumors about humans being brainless mercenaries REALLY true?! {appalled} //Lecade
[14/30] Lecade 2: Do you even know where we are...? How about this then, who's the private who guards the entrance? {frustrated} //Lecade
[15/30] Lecade 1: Tiger! The soldier with dance is Tiger! {enthusiastically} //Shapeshifter
[16/30] Lecade 2: Tiger?! His name is Tylas!! A tiger is an exotic animal, not some drowsy private! {shocked} //Lecade
[17/30] Lecade 2: No wonder he was asleep, it seems he was even too lazy to give you his name! {shocked} //Lecade
[18/30] Lecade 1: AHA! I have pondered- say where Springy is held! {excitedly} //Shapeshifter
[19/30] Lecade 2: What in the... Springy- What in the world are you talking about?! We don't store springs in the fort!! {shocked} //Lecade
[20/30] Lecade 1: Weak fake soldier!! Springy is held to sleep! Springy is held on top of the pillar!! {angrily} //Shapeshifter
[21/30] Lecade 1: Convenient! Person is not stupid! Smile! {happily} //Shapeshifter
[22/30] Lecade 2: Enough of this! Soldier, you can't possibly believe that fraud, we have to team up on him! {angrily} //Lecade
[23/30] Lecade 2: Fine then- If I'm alone on this, it's time for the classic Lecade Power Play!! {determined} //Lecade
[24/30] ???: Inconvenient! Person is trashy! Terrible fake! I will not intend the victim on returning to home! {frustrated} //Shapeshifter
[25/30] Lecade: He... he transformed! A shapeshifter?! {suprised} //Lecade
[26/30] ???: I did fine work! I generally performed tasks to soldiers! There's nothing wrong! {defensively} //Shapeshifter
[27/30] ???: Too much! Too much! Too much! Escape! Need escape! Too strong! {panicked} //Shapeshifter
[28/30] Lecade: Damn! He's gone... I don't think I'll be able to catch him on foot at this rate. {disappointed} //Lecade
[29/30] Lecade: I can't believe you actually trusted him, but I couldn't hold a grudge about it. The thing's gone, anyways. {disappointed} //Lecade
[30/30] Lecade: It wouldn't be right to leave you empty handed over it. Perhaps you can find a use for that odd slime it left behind. {normally} //Lecade
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[13/30] Lecade 1: What!? Books have told me this home is hilly and crumbly! {shocked} //Shapeshifter
[17/30] Lecade 1: Weak worm!! Person has been convenient with work- Why do stupid things?! {angrily} //Shapeshifter
[21/30] Lecade 2: What even is a springy?! He's speaking utter nonsense! {confused, angry} //Lecade
[23/30] Lecade 2: Good! Let's make him pay! {angrily} //Lecade
[28/30] Lecade: Damn! He's gone... I don't think we'll be able to catch him on foot at this rate. {disappointed} //Lecade
[29/30] Lecade: Well soldier, I'll be checking out what degree of havoc he's wreaked on this fort. {annoyed} //Lecade
[30/30] Lecade: I couldn't leave you unrewarded for your efforts though. You seem resourceful- Perhaps you can find a use for that odd slime it left behind. {gratefully, interested} //Lecade
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[1/1] Lecade: The soldiers understood the situation, luckily. Can't believe it got that far. I'll make sure nothing like that ever happens again! {normally} //Lecade