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Cikal is the overconfident drunken leader of the Gylia Watchtower.
Jitak is a frustrated genderless farmer. 
Gert Guard 1 is the Gert that guards the pumpkin farm. All gerts should sound slow.
Gert Guard 2 is the Gert that guards the main camp. All gerts should sound slow.
Gerten Captain Vongar is a male gert chief. All gerts should sound slow.
Gerten Captain Snaga is a male gert chief. All gerts should sound slow.
Gert 1 is found in the farm. All gerts should sound slow.
Gert 2 is found in the tunnels. All gerts should sound slow.
Gylia Captain is a malicious greedy male villager.
Gylia Watchman is a greedy, drunken male villager.
Gert Battle Chief is a gerten leader. All gerts should sound slow.

[1/1] Cikal: Oh... you're a bit low level to be hanging around Gylia Watchtower, don't you think? Come back at level 77 and we'll get a drink down ya! {condescendingly}
[1/1] Jitak: Hey there... if you're looking for a suit or something, now is a really bad time. Those blasted gerts keep taking my livestock! {annoyed}
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[1/12] Cikal: Oh, ho ho. A human? What brings you to Gylia Watch - want to let your hair down a bit, I bet! {normally}
[2/12] Cikal: Of course you know who we are! The Gylia Watch was founded over 200 years ago in wake of the Villager victory in the war. {explaining}
[3/12] Cikal: The Gerten war! Only the most famous war in all of modern Gavel! The might of the Villagers crushed those blasted Gerts - not that they were particuarly hard to beat, heh. {arrogant}
[4/12] Cikal: Gerts are stupid brutes, you see. The only thing they ever think about is food. {explaining, condescending}
[5/12] Cikal: Get too close to one and it'll chomp your fingers off, quick as you like. And then the rest of you as well! {explaining}
[6/12] Cikal: The peace treaty keeps them inside their borders, and we get a delivery of supplies every month from Cinfras to send over to them. {explaining}
[7/12] Cikal: Of course, we have to keep some of the supplies for ourselves - you've seen how hard these men are working, they deserve a bit of a party! {smugly}
[8/12] Cikal: The Watch keeps a lookout over the Gerten borders day and night... well, maybe not on poker nights! {explaining, defensively}
[9/12] Cikal: Although... we have heard a couple nasty rumours floating about - farmers disappearing from their houses and the such. {worriedly}
[10/12] Cikal: If I really can't tempt you with a glass of wine and a round of poker, maybe you could go and check them out for us? {normally}
[11/12] Cikal: I'd send the men, but... well, I'd feel bad if one of them went and missed all the partying! {smugly}
[12/12] Cikal: Here, you should head over and talk to Jitak, they're one of the farmers that lodged a complaint. Their house is west of here, I'll write down the co-ordinates. {normally}
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[1/1] Cikal: Hey there! How's the - burp - investigation going, heh? {normally, drunken}
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[1/1] Gert Guard: Hey! This is Gert land! Though... I do want to eat a bit... {suprised}
[1/1] Gert Guard: Oh man I really want to eat... were you sent here to be my lunch? {hungrily}
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[1/10] Jitak: If you are looking for a suit or something, I can't help you. Now is a very bad time. {frustrated}
[2/10] Jitak: Oh, you're here on behalf of the Watch? Ha, even sending humans to do their work is not beneath them. {annoyed}
[3/10] Jitak: All they do is sit up in that tower playing drinking games and act like they own this region! {angrily}
[4/10] Jitak: I reported the fact there is clearly a gert camp right in front of my house and they just ignored me. Now look, my pigs are all gone! {sadly}
[5/10] Jitak: I knew it was a mistake getting this property so close to gerten borders. See, gerts aren't the 'brutes' people insist, but... {normally}
[6/10] Jitak: Well, they'll eat anything! Animals, fish, monsters, villagers, even humans! Biologically, they're just constantly hungry. {frustrated}
[7/10] Jitak: The watch is meant to keep them behind their borders... {explaining}
[8/10] Jitak: I even bought a golem to watch over them - got it for a good price because of some incident down at the Olux factory. {normally}
[9/10] Jitak: But somehow the gerts are managing to avoid it! Look, if you're here from the watch, could you help me out? {frustrated}
[10/10] Jitak: Go to the gert camp west of here and find out how they are doing all of this! {normally}
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[1/1] Jitak: Hey! Have you followed the trail over to the gert camp just west of here yet? {normally}
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[1/1] Gerten Captain Vongar: A not Gert! And a snack! {angry}
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[1/5] Gerten Chief Snaga: -Good job to all of you! I am proud to say we made the cave road very well. {satisfied}
[2/5] Gerten Chief Snaga: The town folk at Gylia steal the stuff meant for us for their party, and leave us high and dry! {angrily}
[3/5] Gerten Chief Snaga: But those dumb over fed town folk did not catch us when we dug our cave road right under their watch house. {smugly}
[4/5] Gerten Chief Snaga: With our new way to get to Gylia land we have more stuff than ever! {excitedly}
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[1/7] Jitak: Human! You're back... and haven't been eaten by a Gert! {happily, suprised}
[2/7] Jitak: What did you discover in the camp? {curiously}
[3/7] Jitak: A tunnel?! Past Gerten borders? That must be how they're managing to get in and steal my livestock. {thoughtfully}
[4/7] Jitak: Look, human. The Watch aren't gonna do anything about this. Please... maybe you can help me. {desperate}
[5/7] Jitak: If you can disguise yourself as a Gert maybe you could sneak into their main camp and check out this tunnel? {curiously}
[6/7] Jitak: Okay! As you can see, all Gerts wear a carved pumpkin on their head - something to do with their culture. {explaining}
[7/7] Jitak: There's a pumpkin farm near here to the south-west... maybe you could get one from there? {explaining}
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[1/1] Jitak: Remember, you're gonna need a pumpkin to blend in with the gerts. There's a farm south-west of here you can take one from! {explaining}
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[1/1] Gert Guard: ... hello. {normally} //Gert Guard 1
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//[1] Hello
[1/2] Gert Guard: Oh good, were you sent here to be my lunch? {curiously} //Gert Guard 1
[2/2] Gert Guard: Are you here to be my lunch? {normally} //Gert Guard 1
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//[1] Yes
[1/1] Gert Guard: Oh, goodie! {happily} //Gert Guard 1
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//[2] Are you hungry?
[1/1] Gert Guard: ... Is that a joke? What are you, some kind of snack? {disappointed} //Gert Guard 1
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//[2] Goodbye
[1/1] Gert Guard: Oh... good bye. Come back soon? With some food? {hopefully} //Gert Guard 1
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//[1] I'm a human
[1/2] Gert Guard: A who.. man? Oh, you mean new folk! All the way here in gerten lands? I have not seen one of you here. {confused} //Gert Guard 1
[2/2] Gert Guard: I do want to know how you taste... {hungrily} //Gert Guard 1
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//[1] What're you doing here?
[1/2] Gert Guard: Doing? I am here to guard the orange gourd farm, of course! {confident} //Gert Guard 1
[2/2] Gert Guard: This farm right here is where all the gerts get their day mask from! {explaining} //Gert Guard 1
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//[3] Goodbye
//[1] Why do gerts wear pumpkins?
[1/3] Gert Guard: Oh, it is a thing gerts have been doing for as long as we know. {explaining} //Gert Guard 1
[2/3] Gert Guard: At wake time each day a gert takes an orange gourd and eats into it a shape that shows their mood! {explaining} //Gert Guard 1
[3/3] Gert Guard: It is really nice, is it not? {thoughtfully} //Gert Guard 1
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//[1] So why do all Gerts have the same expression on their pumpkin?
[1/2] Gert Guard: We all want to eat all the time! {explaining} //Gert Guard 1
[2/2] Gert Guard: On that note... {hungrily} //Gert Guard 1
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//[2] Can I take a pumpkin?
[1/3] Gert Guard: No, new folk. Gerts only in this farm. {normally}  //Gert Guard 1
[2/3] Gert Guard: That is why I am put here. To make sure no one gets in. {normally} //Gert Guard 1
[3/3] Gert Guard: But but I get so bored... and I really want to eat... {hungrily} //Gert Guard 1
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//[2] I'll pay you to let me take a pumpkin.
[1/3] Gert Guard: Like, with the clear green rocks? {confused} //Gert Guard 1
[2/3] Gert Guard: No new folk, gerts do not have any need for green rocks. But... {explaining} //Gert Guard 1
[3/3] Gert Guard: How about this - I will just eat you! {hungrily} //Gert Guard 1
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//[1] Sure!
[1/1] Gert Guard: Ok! Here I go! {hungrily} //Gert Guard 1
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//[2] What? No way.
[1/2] Gert Guard: Oh... {disappointed} //Gert Guard 1
[2/2] Gert Guard: Well, I think I will still eat you. Just how it is! {hungrily} //Gert Guard 1
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//[2] No
[1/1] Gert Guard: Oh. What are you then, some kind of snack? {confused} //Gert Guard 1
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//[1] I'm a human.
[1/3] Gert Guard: Oh man, a red tree fruit! I should not leave my post... but I want to eat... {hungrily} //Gert Guard 1
[2/3] Gert Guard: ... //Gert Guard 1
[3/3] Gert Guard: It is only a few steps that way... {desperate} //Gert Guard 1
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[1/1] Gert Guard: That tastes so good! What a good red tree fruit. {satisfied} //Gert Guard 1
[1/1] Gert Guard: ... If I wait here, more might fall from the sky! {hopefully} //Gert Guard 1
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[1/2] Gert Guard: Hey! You cannot sneak into the farm or do other stuff like that, I have my eyes on you! {angrily} //Gert Guard 1
[2/2] Gert Guard: Or... well, there are times I look at the sky. In case more red tree fruits fall. But mostly my eyes are on you! {absent-mindedly} //Gert Guard 1
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If the player chooses the wrong mask:
[1/6] Gert: Hey! Why are you at the orange gourd farm so late? {angrily} //Gert 1
[2/6} Gert: Wait... why does your orange gourd mask look like that?! {confused} //Gert 1
[3/6] Gert: Why is it not like all of the others? {confused} //Gert 1
//[1] I'm... not hungry?
[4/6] Gert: ... //Gert 1
[5/6] Gert: You are not a gert! You are a new folk! Gerts want to eat all the time! {angrily} //Gert 1
[6/6] Gert: This is gert land only. And, well... a gert needs to eat. {hungrily} //Gert 1
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If the player chooses the right mask:
[1/4] Gert: Hey! Why are you at the orange gourd farm so late? {angrily} //Gert 1
[2/4] Gert: Look, we need some gerts for a trip to hunt in the new cave road. {explaining} //Gert 1
[3/4] Gert: You know, the one in the camp north of Gylia watch house? {explaining} //Gert 1
[4/4] Gert: Come over here to help us! {normally} //Gert 1
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[1/5] Gert Guard: Hey! You cannot sneak into the farm or do other stuff like that, I have my eyes on you! {angrily} //Gert Guard 1
[2/5] Gert Guard: Or... well, there are times I look at the sky. In case more red tree fruits fall. But mostly my eyes are on you! {absent-mindedly} //Gert Guard 1
[3/5] Gert Guard: Hey! I do not think I have seen you here, are you new? {confused} //Gert Guard 1
[4/5] Gert Guard: I love your mask! It feels so not like all the other ones around here. {appreciative} //Gert Guard 1
[5/5] Gert Guard: How did you get the sides so neat with just your teeth?! {appreciative} //Gert Guard 1
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[1/3] Jitak: Ah, a Gert! {scared}
[2/3] Jitak: Oh wait... human, it's you! Wow, you look exactly like a Gert. You're definitely going to blend in at the main camp. {normally}
[3/3] Jitak: Okay, head over to the main camp at [-4,33,-5516] and see if you can find the tunnel! {normally}
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[1/1] Jitak: You've got a mask now, go check out the tunnel at the gert's main base! {excited}
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[1/1] Gert Guard: Hey! You do not look like a gert! Get out of here before I... well, I could eat a bit... {angrily, hungrily} //Gert Guard 2
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[1/3] Gert: ... //Gert 2
[2/3] Gert: Why aren't you eating? {confused} //Gert 2
[3/3] Gert: You're not a gert... you're a human! Get them! {aggressively} //Gert 2
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[1/10] Gert: Quiet! We need to try to hear what the bad town folk at the watch house talk about! {hushed} //Gert 2
[2/10] Gert: Watch! {commanding} //Gert 2
[3/10] Gylia Captain: -silly gerts don't even know we're taking their supplies! {smugly}
[4/10] Gylia Watchman: Besides, we need those supplies more than they do... especially the alcohol, eh boys?! {drunkenly}
[5/10] Gylia Watchman: I don't even know why Cinfras keeps sending all this stuff for the Gerts - can't we just starve 'em out? Screw the lot of 'em, I say! {dismissively}
[6/10] Gylia Captain: Damned right, boys! Now look, another shipment just came in - let's skim a little more of the top this time, eh? {self-satisfied}
[8/10] Gylia Captain: Our kegs are running a bit low again. {concerned}
[8/10] Gert: Agh! That stuff is meant to be ours. The peace deal said we have to get some stuff each month! {angrily} //Gert 2
[9/10] Gert: Those bad town folk... -you! Go tell the chief! {angrily}
[10/10] Gert: Tell the chief what we heard! It might be time to fight back at the watch house! {determined}
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//[1] Inform the Gerten Chief about the Gylia Watch stealing their supplies. 
[1/3] Gert Battle Chief: What? The town folk talk out loud that they take our stuff! {shocked}
[2/3] Gert Battle Chief: That is it! We will go to war with them! {angrily}
[3/3] Gert Battle Chief: Thank you, small gert, that you told me this! We will crush the lazy town folk and eat what is left of them! {angrily}
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//[2] Confront Cikal about the Watch's actions.
[1/6] Cikal: Hey there! How's the - burp - investigation going, heh? {drunkenly}
[2/6] Cikal: Eh? Oh, you're back. {drunkenly}
[3/6] Cikal: What's that?! You're accusing the Watch of stealing supplies meant for the Gerts? Well I don't even know what to say, I've never even HEARD of such- {appalled}
[4/6] Cikal: Actually, you know what? I was gonna make up a lie, but why bother? We have been stealing those supplies! {dismissively}
[5/6] Cikal: It's not like the Gerts deserve them - all they do is sit in their little camps and talk about how tasty the Watch members must be. {dismissively}
[6/6] Cikal: So if they think they can attack us, the mighty Gylia Watch, let them try! And you, human, would do well to stay out of the way! {smugly}
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[1/1] Cikal: Hey it's you! {cheerfully, drunk}
[1/1] Jitak: Hey! Nice to see you again. {cheerfully}